At the risk of appearing rude 2 – a poem

At the risk of appearing rude, you make awful food.

At the risk of appearing rude, you look awful in the nude.

At the risk of appearing rude, your voice is awfully crude.

At the risk of appearing rude.

At the risk of appearing rude, your mouth, shut, should be glued.

At the risk of appearing rude, when you brew tea it’s always stewed.

At the risk of appearing rude, your face looks like a thing a dog has chewed.

At the risk of appearing rude.

At the risk of appearing rude, you have an awful attitude.

At the risk of appearing rude, you should show some gratitude.

At the risk of appearing rude, what has put you in this awful mood?

Well! There’s no need to be rude!