Elephant jokes.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

How do you know there’s an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter!

Why did the elephant paint the soles of her feet yellow?

So she could hide, upside down, in custard!

What’s grey, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday!

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Some musings on my family and my interests.

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