Elephant jokes.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

How do you know there’s an elephant in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter!

Why did the elephant paint the soles of her feet yellow?

So she could hide, upside down, in custard!

What’s grey, has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on holiday!

Published by Funandfamily

Some musings on my family and my interests.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create your website with WordPress.com
Get started
<span>%d</span> bloggers like this: